A true story in nine panels · no new experiments were performed
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In 2019, a group of scientists put a water bear in a synchrotron and took
the sharpest X-ray anyone had ever taken of one.
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152micrometres, end to end
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Then they published all of it — every voxel — under a licence that
said: do what you like.
…and then almost nobody did.
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Seven years later we downloaded it. Rebuilding the animal took an
afternoon.
WHIRRR
Behind the brain sit four lumps of nerve, one per pair of legs. We went looking
for their sizes in the paper and found this sentence: they did not measure them.
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385ganglion one
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So we measured them. You cut the cord wherever it gets fatter than ten
square micrometres. The cables never get above six. The lumps never drop below forty-seven.
No argument about where the knife goes.
385 · 430 · 379 · 194
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1,386the four, added up
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1,389the brain
Three cubic micrometres apart, out of fourteen hundred. We have no idea what
that means and we are not going to pretend otherwise.
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Then we asked when it all gets built — using sixty-two embryos
somebody else sequenced in 2016 and left alone. The genes that lay out the nervous system all
fire together in a twelve-hour window. And one gene switches on 288 times over: this
animal's version of the gene that decides, in a worm, which cell becomes which neuron.
Nobody had ever found one in a tardigrade.
288×from nothing
The bit at the back where we admit things
One animal, dried out and fixed. Gene readings from whole embryos, so we cannot tell you
which cells anything happened in. The ganglion sizes depend on where you put the knife — we
tried every position from 8 to 25 and the numbers moved less than a tenth.
And a gene that looks like unc-86 is a reason to go and look, not a finding. We got
a different one wrong last week and left the wrong version published next to the right one.